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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Death by Celery Consumption?

Did you know that it actually takes more calories to digest celery than celery provides to the body? That means, for the mathematically incompetent, that on a diet of only celery, you'd very, very, very slowly starve to death; it may actually take years. Hardly sounds like a good plan. According to my celery package, a serving of celery packs a total of 19 calories and 2 grams of dietary fiber. So, I slathered it with peanut butter... just to be safe.

Celery now ranks on my list of Things to do if you want to develop an Eating Disorder

1. Have a Subscription to Teen People.
2. Watch/record America's Next Top Model
3. Eat only Celery
4. Make too many friends that are way hotter than you (you can have one or two)
5. Shop at Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister

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